DS to DrG: "I'M giving up coke for lent" - 2/25/04, 14:25
DS to DrG: "I'M a multiple felon, perhaps, but certainly not dangerous" - 3/20/04, 21:25
DS to DrG: "Maybe I'm not dead, maybe you're dead!" - 3/21/04, 22:35
DS to DrG: "Holla Wongu! Where makes breakfast in the middle of the might?" - 4/29/04, 18:07
DS to CrG: "I hunt ferrets" - 4/30/04, 23:00
DS to DrG: "Let's try to get coke tomorrow" - 5/14/04, 24:12
DS to GMG: "Just kidding -don't get drugs yet- wait till school's done for year" - 5/14/04, 6:12
DS to DrG: "AFFLECK you the bomb in phantoms yo!" - 7/6/04, 20:57
DS to DrG: "Holla Wongu! I'M a ducked up drunk!" - 7/6/04, 21:20
DS to DrG: "Daggou falles! Zonino!" - 7/28/04, 21:20
DS to DrG: "Daggou avoioke" - 7/28/04, 22:31
DS to DrG: "I must trinate" - 7/30/04, 19:21
DS to DrG: "I ducked your ferret" - 7/30/04, 20:44
DS to DrG: "Bush is a vagina" - 11/3/04, 16:03
DS to DrG: "Young lady this man have hot lips!" - 11/8/04, 23:24
DS to DrG: "I know, i'd rather mainline paint thinner!" - 3/7/05, 18:21
DS to DrG: "I like it! Throw away the key!" - 4/18/05, 20:05
DS to DrG: "Hi, I'm in delaware." - 7/22/05, 13:03
DrG to Z: "Bethany killed jon benet in one of her freaky wiccan rituals" - 11/14/06, 19:02
DrG to Z: "That was totally harvey" - 12/19/06, 4:17
DrG to Z: "You'll never get away with this, you, you martian!" - 12/25/06, 12:03
Z to DrG: "For real. Merry Christmas J****." - 12/25/06, 12:10
DrG to DS: "LOOOOOONG ISLAND ICEEEEED TEEEEEEEAAAA!!!!" - 2/16/07, 23:04
DrG to Z: "I'm gonna invent a cologne called 'F.U.'" - 2/20/07, 12:26
DrG to Z: "Do you think the bad lieutenant ever took it in the ass? Just to see what it was like?" - 3/2/07, 21:49
DrG to Z: "You know who he got to do it? The drug dealer's grandma who gives him the rosary." - 3/3/07, 23:08
DrG to Z: "The mexican matt damon says you were good" - 3/7/07, 18:00
DrG to Z: "I'm sacred" - 3/10/07,15:50
DrG to Z: "I meant I'm scared" - 3/10/07, 15:56
DrG to Z: "cause when the smack begins to flow, and i really don't care anymore, when the heroin is in my blood, and the blood is in my head, and thank god that I'm good as dead, and thank god that I'm not aware, and thank god that I just don't care... HEEEEEEEE-ROOOOOIIIII-IIIINN" - 3/13/07, 18:08
DS to DrG: "I don't even own A gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." - 3/14/07, 19:53
DrG to Z: "I sold my soul for heroin" - 3/15/07, 21:32
Z to DrG: "Lord Buckley is the shit." - 3/20/07, 15:22
DrG to Z: "I have a polaroid for you. It's from Sid. She's naked." - 3/27/07, 11:06
DrG to DS: "I just saw the homeless man with no legs again, he was begging for money and talking on his cell phone." - 4/17/07, 16:17
DS to DrG: "Go ask him what he thinks he's doing" - 4/17/07, 16:22
DS to DrG: "I don't need your sympathy, walter, i need my fuckin johnson" 4/19/07, 9:37
DrG to DS: "Hi! How's your chlamydia?" - 4/25/07, 17:33
DS to DrG: "Burns a bit" - 4/25/07, 17:23
DrG to JF: "Come and play with us Danny!" - 5/2/07, 11:34
DrG to JF: "And you may ask yourself, 'how did I get here?'" - 5/3/07, 13:29
DrG to DS: "She said fuckabees!" - 5/6/07, 23:22
DrG to DS: "Where's tha ape, man? Where's the ape?!" - 6/11/07, 14:19
DrG to DS: "It could be a crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff." - 6/14/07, 13:58
DrG to DS: "Just saw a homeless man sitting on the sidewalk wearing a kimono and playing a trumpet" - 6/23/07, 23:22
DrG to DS: "You got a date wednesday baby! Whooooo!" - 7/4/07, 12:00
DrG to JF: "This car is property of the world bank! That money goes to Italy!" - 7/7/07, 20:34
DrG to DS: "Shave poochie poochie! Shave poochie poochie!" - 7/10/07, 20:00
DrG to DS: "Tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson. Maybe we stomp on it and squish it." - 7/21/07, 23:46
DrG to DS: "I just saw the most hideous couch on the sidewalk, I wish you were here to help carry it home!" - 8/9/07,17:34
DS to DrG: "Remember when we moved that giant tomato?" - 8/9/07, 19:18
DrG to DS: "Lion face! Rawr! Lemon face! Mmm! Lion face! Rawr! Lemon face! Mmm!" - 8/11/07, 15:30
DrG to DS: "Phil! You're partied out, man! Again!" - 8/19/07, 14:18
DrG to DS: "Santa! (I know him!)" - 8/22/07, 17:19
DS to DrG: "You sit on a throne of lies!" - 8/22/07, 18:47
DrG to DS: "What happens in the meadow at dusk?" - 8/27/07, 20:11
DS to DrG: "Mclovin!" - 9/2/07, 23:58
DrG to DS: "Nobody has gotten a BJ in cargo shorts since Vietnam!" - 9/2/07, 12:11
DS to DrG: "You look like Aladdin" - 9/2/07, 12:12
DrG to DS: "I'll be like the iron chef of pounding vaj!" - 9/2/07, 12:14
DS to DrG: "Too rare to live... too weird to die" - 9/6/07, 20:07
DS to DrG: "The chinaman who peed on my rug- I can't go give him a bill!" - 9/10/07, 21:03
DS to DrG: "The pig had done me on all fronts" - 9/15/07, 18:14
DrG to DS: "Remember Mr. Gauch? He was butt ugly. Emery Vaillant was HOT!" - 9/18/07, 17:55
DS to DrG: "He dwells in a teepee" - 9/18/07, 18:34
DrG to DS: "I'd sweat in his sweat lodge any day!" - 9/18/07, 19:32
DrG to DS: "Yeah, well you have man boobs, and your hair looks stupid!" - 9/21/07, 8:31
DS to DrG: "They send us a toe, and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear? - 9/24/07, 21:56
DrG to DS: "I could get you a toe by two o'clock this afternoon, WITH nail polish." - 9/24/07, 21:57
DS to DrG: "Whorelando, Florida" - 10/18/07, 8:41
Z to DrG: "I have upset many people with my selfishness ans neglect. I regret this all and wish not to continue with the same patterns. I am sorry for all the lies I have told you. I am sorry I upset you tonight. All I desire is a pleasant friendship with you. No games" - 10/19/07, 20:19
DrG to DS: "Holla wongu! But I'm trying to hold it in!" - 10/27/07, 9:09
DS to DrG: "Awful jackass!" - 10/29/07, 6:27
DS to DrG: "Have you boys been drinking tonight? Nope, not us!" - 10/29/07, 8:12
DrG to DS: "This is really a nice pen!" - 10/29/07, 8:13
DS to DrG: "Snoochy Boochy!" - 10/30/07, 12:25
DrG to DS: "Noinch noinch noinch! Smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers!" - 10/30/07, 12:35
DS to DrG: "Who smokes the blunts?" - 10/30/07, 12:39
DrG to DS: "We smoke the blunts!" - 10/30/07, 12:39
DrG to DS: "I just realized I've been smoking 14 years, that means it's been 14 years since we were innocent freshmen in Ms. Gellert's class, before Gardiner and Dan corrupted us. I feel old!" - 10/31/07, 23:53
DrG to DS: "We're gonna go build our own biodome! One with a dome within a dome!" - 10/31/07, 14:46
DS to DrG: "A tool in a john deere sweatshirt just passed me." - 11/7/07, 12:08
DrG to DS: "Ask him if he wants to buy some 'shit''" - 11/7/07, 12:09
DrG to DS: "That was a preemptive shh. Just know I have a whole bag of shh with your name on it." - 11/10/07, 16:35
DS to DrG: "I have many leatherbound books and my study smells of rich mahogany." - 11/10/07, 17:11
DrG to DS: "Don't look at me like I'm frickin Frankenstein! Give your father a hug!" - 11/11/07, 12:37
DS to DrG: "We are the same" - 11/14/07, 9:40
DS to DrG: "Blockbuster smells like monkey dick." - 11/16/07, 23:19
DrG to DS: "Lord knows I'm weak, won't somebody get me off of this reef?" - 11/16/07, 17:40
DS to DrG: "Save me a spot at the red table, between you and azazel." - 11/18/07, 17:14
DS to DrG: "When I see a bicyclist, i want to shove a stick in his spokes and watch him go hurtling." - 11/28/07, 11:39
DrG to DS: "She was a girl from Birmingham! She just had an abortion! She was a case of insanity! Her name was Polly, she lived in a tree! She was a no one who killed her baby! She sent it letters from the country!" - 11/28/07, 14:55
DS to DrG: "CHECK!" - 11/29/07, 13:13
DrG to DS: "You make the lord very nervous!" - 11/30/07, 14:43
DrG to DS: "I'm at a party full of checks! Quel nightmare. I wish we were at Lillie's with the ferret!" - 12/1/07, 23:51
DS to DrG: "You fucking druggie waste- keep the dream alive for us who, like phil, are partied out." - 12/3/07, 19:25
DrG to DS: "WHORE! I wongued all day long, ducking long island iced teas!" - 12/12/07, 22:58
DS to DrG: "They want to detain some of you and put you in focus groups!" - 12/14/07, 9:14
DrG to DS: "Why can't you say bomb on an airplane? Bomb-ba-bomb-bomb-bomb!" - 12/21/07, 17:38
DS to DrG: "I'm finished with the taking of the suitcase conversation!" - 12/21/07, 17:40
DS to DrG: "merry christmas pirate hooker!" - 12/24/07, 20:53
DrG to DS: "NPR just reported that there's a major cocaine shortage in the US! Fuckin' pigs!" - 12/26/07, 18:48
DS to DrG: "Did you hear about the tiger that mauled 3 people at the SF zoo?" - 12/26/07, 18:57
DS to DrG: "The cocaine shortage concerns me, btw." - 12/27/07, 16:14
DrG to DS: "Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!" - 1/7/08, 17:41
DS to DrG: "I'm not offended you ruthless piratical maniac. Why don't you fuck yourself w/a zucchini dildo." -1/7/08, 17:49
DrG to DS: "I prefer eggplants or watermelons." - 1/7/08, 17:51
DS to DrG: "EW!! Ow." - 1/7/08, 17:53
DrG to DS: "Yeah, you need to numb it up with coke first." - 1/7/08, 17:54
DS to DrG: "You've got a dirty whorish mouth" - 1/7/08, 18:17
